MORE REDNECK HUMOR

Rednecks have a lot of time on their hands and so they tend to get very creative with language. Here's a sampling of actual country song titles :

What Part of No Don't You Understand ?
Here's A Quarter, call Someone Who Cares
How Can A Whiskey That's 6 Years Old Whup A Man That's 33 ?
I Don't Want Your Body If Your Heart's Not In It
If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against
me ?
I still miss you, Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better
I've Got Tears in My Eyes From Lying On My Back In Bed While Crying Over you
If Love Were Oil I'd Be A Quart Low
If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me
All My Ex's Live in Texas That's Why I Hang My Hat in Tennessee
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him
She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger
If You Don't Leave Me Alone I'll Find Someone Who Will
The Last Word in Lonesome is Me
Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
What Made Milwaukee Famous Has Made a Loser Out of Me
Jose Cuervo He is A Friend of Mine
You Can't Have Your Kate and Edith, Too
You're Ruining My Bad Reputation
I Got in At 2 With A 10 and Woke Up at 10 With A 2
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

And my personal favorite : You're The Reason Our Kids are so Ugly !